Saturday, November 11, 2006

A New Beginning of the End

So, another political season down...what have we learned?

Voters have decided to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey by electing a Democratic majority in the House and Senate. What is that puckering ssound you say? Why, that President G.W.Bungle's sphincter tightening, that's what. Isn't it amazing what can happen in ten years time. Back in the nineties, then President Bubba had to deal with Newt's Congress and the fox hunt lasted until the turn of the century. Now that the tables have turned, Bungle has to only tread water for two more years to get out of this mess unscathed. Not bloody likely! Speaker Pelosi...release the hounds!

Rummy Rumsfeld's gone and a grateful nation sighs in relief. I see a game show in his future. Celebrity Dunk Tank. Tonight's guests...Rush Limbaugh...Ann Coulter...and Sean Hannity.
"What's in the tank tonight, Don?"
"It's Viewer's Choice! Let's take the first call. What's your name, caller?"
"Michael J. Fox. I'll take Rush Limbaugh please."
"And what would you like to see Rush be dunked into?"
"Razor wire please."
"Okay! Dunk that Rush!"

John Kerry...stay out of comedy...or at least try out your material at open mike night first, you dumb ass. Maybe you can get an incvonvenient truth like Al Gore and people will love you all over again. Global warming's taken. How about veteran's benefits? Couldn't hurt.

Didn't anyone ever notice that when Senator Foley would read, he'd lick his fingers before the turning the page?

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger...re-elected. I just like seeing that in print.

Alright Demos...the ball's in your court again. Let's see what you do with it this time. After all, this is what it's going to take: Balls. Isn't that right, Senator Kerry...Vice President Gore...oh, never mind.

Everything old is new again.

Hey...anybody seen Dick Cheney lately?

Uh oh...
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