But let’s not have it spoil your fun.
It seems the big star of the movie season this year won’t be Brandon Routh after all. Who is everyone talking about this summer? Why Al Gore of course! Them damn documentary movies shore am popular, ain’t they? Last year we had penguins, this year, My Pal Al. Who do you think has more personality? I swear that if he uses the line, “I used to be the next President of the United States”, I’ll give him some global warming he won’t forget. Al, here’s a bulletin. You lost the election. Your smug-ass attitude made you believe you could coast through on your laurels, yet you forgot how you got to where you were in the first place. Why did you lose so many voters to Ralph Nader when they could have chosen you instead? You didn’t even try, then when you lost in that nefarious “dead-heat”in Florida, you cried like a little bitch. Oh, so NOW you care! Al, you are as responsible for giving Bush the election as much as he is for stealing it. There’s An Inconvenient Truth for you.